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Top 10 ways to get out of virtual class – The Current - How Do You Politely Leave A Zoom Meeting Early?
With the increase in self-quarantines, people around the world are spending more time communicating with friends and family through video services like Zoom. But with a lack of social events and the assumption of availability, the days of using simple excuses to get out of things are long gone, and we need new ways to cancel plans like we used to. I have to go wash my hands a few hundred more times.
I have a dinner date with my houseplants. Their knife skills are really improving! Go inside, idiot! I know you can hear me yelling at you! I was kidnapped by terrorists. I spilled a giant bowl of butterscotch pudding all over my kitchen floor. I even need to move the fridge. I need to do three hours of Ashtanga yoga every day. A skydiver landed on the roof of my building and I have to try and help him by poking him with a broom from six feet away.
I have to eat all my bananas before they go bad. I am currently only using a Nextel flip phone and an abacus. If Jared Leto can do a tech detox, so can I. Unlike a nice bottle of Zinfandel, it does NOT get better with age.
All at once. Matt is a writer and comedian living in Chicago, IL. He does improv, sketch, and stand-up at venues like iO, Second City, Annoyance, and more. Posted By Matt Frierdich on Apr 27, in Life With the increase in self-quarantines, people around the world are spending more time communicating with friends and family through video services like Zoom.
So here are twenty totally real, totally convincing excuses to get out of Zoom calls: 1. I have six other Zoom parties I have to attend tonight. I have to go walk my pet turtle, Koopa. We walk until he poops. It might take a while. Yes, all the sports games, and all the reruns.
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